AP Chem got ya shlumped? APUSH making you wanna cry?  The stress got ya feelin’ a little…peckish? We’ve got the solution for you! As professionals in procrastination and fine cherfery, we know what it’s like to be up late with work, fighting the urge to crack open the fridge and eat something that is very much adequate, not nutritious, and, frankly, regrettable. With years of experience, we know what it’s like to be motivated by stress to eat food, and over time we have come across a really spectacular array of food choices. 

We highly encourage you to try out some of our perfect late night, 2 A.M. cry, study sesh, wanna quit, very-much-adequate snacks. 

• Nutella and dry tortillas 
  • It’s not great, but neither are your standards at this hour. 
• Shredded mozzarella from the bag
  • Best snack ever – ‘nough said. 
• NAAN pb and j
  • Ever run out of bread, but want a classic PB n’ J? Don’t fear! Just use the frozen NAAN from your freezer instead! Now that trip to Costco 5 months ago is worth it!    
• Loose handfuls of cereal
  • Never have to dirty a dish again, just use your hands to eat cereal from the box! If your parents get mad, remind them that now they won’t have to bother you to do the dishes. How efficient!  
• Chips and salsa bagel 
  • Too lazy to cut your bagel? Just rip it apart like a bird and dip it into your cream cheese of choice.