Aquarius: You will be very shocked this month. You will be walking on eggshells until snowflakes hit the ground. 

Pisces: You will have lots of gas station slurpees this month. 

Sagittarius: You are glowing up this fall, some would say you are hotter than the fire in the science lab.

Cancer: This month you will take a stand against sitting in the cafeteria. This may be because you are a Freshmen or un-silly. 

Taurus: Stubborn as always, please don’t expect to participate in any school related activity. You truly just don’t feel like it. 

Virgo: Feeling that love is in the air this month, your interest will be peaked by Instagram homecoming accounts. Keep your eyes peeled for anyone holding a sign. 

Scorpio: New horizons are in your future, stay tuned to the Golden Bachelor for more insight. 

Libra: You are in their birthday season this month!! For everyone else who has forgotten a gift, you are secretly mermaid fanatics at heart. Give them anything H2O:Just Add Water themed, and they will love you forever. 

Gemini: You will become lactose-intolerant or get trapped in the upstairs library where the freshmen hangout. Pick your poison. 

Leo: You thriving in PSL (pumpkin spice latte) season after having a rat girl summer. 

Aries: You are in your healing-era this month after receiving a parking ticket for trying to park near the Davis Center. 

Capricorn: Known for being smart, you will find yourself obsessively looking at other people’s spotify accounts. What better way to gain knowledge than that?