Aquarius: This month you secured a pair of mini Ugg boots before the holiday season crisis, or lack thereof. After weatherproofing (let’s be real) your slippers, you are ready to go out into the world and make your cozy dreams a reality.
Pisces:
Sagittarius: IT IS YOUR SEASONNNNN. After throwing the social event of the season you are struggling to come up with a holiday wish list due to the bounties of wonderful birthday gifts. #grateful #blessed.
Cancer: After not receiving a sweater this 3rd of December you have resorted to not bringing a sweater/jacket every day until your crush notices your chattering teeth and increasingly blue skin tone and offers you their sweater. STAY STRONG!!
Taurus: ‘Tis the season for Taurus to forget they signed up for a Secret Santa/White Elephant and gift a very thoughtful 20 dollar bill.
Virgo: With mercury in Gatorade, you are bound to have plenty of miscommunications this week. You might feel like nobody gets you. Prepare to feel attacked when everyone is asking you things like “Why would you commit arson?” Just breathe and let the universe work things out.
Scorpio: Ahead of the game, you have been listening to “Last Christmas” since August and have had it on gleeful repeat since the appropriate season has finally arrived.
Libra: In an attempt to not be caught alone with a random nosy relative this holiday season, you have taken up crossword puzzles to always seem busy. In reality, you will snap if you have to look up synonyms for an eagle nest one more time. (It’s an aerie).
Gemini: Your Spotify wrapped proved too embarrassing to share even with your private story so you have done a hard edit of music you are allowed to listen to in the new year.
Leo: We get it, right now you’re in your feels. This has been a rocky month for relationships, due to Saturn ovulating, but now it’s time to focus on your relationship with yourself. Self-care will be key this week. Do what you need to do to feel better, whether it’s doom scrolling on TikTok for 48 hours, boycotting homework, or rabbit-holing thinking about whether or not your situationship will survive winter break.
Aries: We see a fruitful love in your future. Your friends may have already noticed and are happily documenting the early stages for the wedding montage.
Capricorn: All you want for Christmas is a baby’s first Christmas ornament. It seems that all of your elder siblings have plenty while you are left empty handed.
