It’s that time of year again. A strange mist has fallen over 555 Morewood Ave, a whistle in the wind that can only be heard by the easily malleable mind of highschool boys, “Shave it off.” Women and scientists alike are dumbfounded by this so-called trend. Dropping like flies, we can see our peers succumb to this plague. No one is quite sure if it is the sudden fascination with our hairless teachers and staff, or if it is a last minute attempt to have a better sports season (for the aerodynamics), but we can rapidly see an increase of naked heads bobbing around the halls. We are determined to find the root of this strangely natured cult.
Well, stay safe out there folks. Don’t forget to check in on your male friends once and a while to see if they are doing ok. More news on hair trends coming soon!
