Aquarius: After backstage passes to JoJo Siwa’s performance at Pride fall into your possession, you might just find yourself becoming more than just a Siwanator. Let’s just say JoJo’s next hit “I didn’t know better (if I had wish I wouldn’t have left my heart in pgh)” will hit really close to home.

Pisces: Their last words before leaving for eight weeks were, “Guys we should actually hang out this summer.”

Sagittarius: After hyping up summer all year, they will not do any of the things on their bucket list and end up making a count down until school starts.

Cancer: With temperatures reaching the highest they ever have this summer they have taken this as a challenge to become hotter than the sun. Watch out for their glow up this fall ;)

Taurus: Their January selves decided to be a camp counselor this summer. After getting sick for the billionth time their July selves think it is time to quit.

Virgo: Without any peers to pressure them to get a buzzcut they will subconsciously grow their hair out into a mullet.

Scorpio: They will forget about summer reading until a week before school starts, then pull the craziest academic comeback of all time (reading the sparknotes).

Libra: After watching inside out two they will create a fan fic of joy and anger. “Guys hear me out on this one…”

Gemini: You will have a summer full of haunting the high school due to Pre Calc. After being frozen alive by the air conditioning and contracting cabin fever from the math classrooms you will actually be excited to walk to the Davis Center in the fall.

Leo: After a full summer of instagram reels scrolling Leo’s will be able to speak fluent brain rot.

Aries: Due to preseason practices in the harsh heats they will develop a bright red glow. “It’ll turn chocolate before you know it sweet thing ;)”

Capricorn: After the eras tour taking all their money last summer they have to spend this Cruel Summer working the take out line at Chick fil A. If they here “No Chick fil A sauce?” one more time they might lose it.