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Its Time to Ban Freshman From Prom

It’s Time to Ban Freshman From Prom

Anonymous, Professional Pot-Stirrer January 16, 2023

Something Wicked This Way Comes. Ray Bradbury must have been referring to the nauseating rumor I heard floating around the school this week when he wrote that title. Freshmen, yes, the small little children...

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