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  • September 30Legendary strikes bears once more as golden stallion makes an appearance.
  • May 20Freshman student finishes entire book; English department left in shock.
  • May 20Plaid launch party set for Tuesday, May 27 at City of Asylum.
  • May 20Molloy Posner Hall renovations set to begin on June 1.
  • May 20WT sends wide-ranging slate of runners to PIAA track and field championships.
  • May 20WT senior prank not as funny as when they made the library light fixture a fish tank.
  • October 28WT faces IRS audit over unreported bake sale income
  • November 22Voices Tries Out "Breaking News" System to Mixed Reviews
the student news site of Winchester Thurston School

VOICES

the student news site of Winchester Thurston School

VOICES

Andrew Shlomchik, Co-Editor-in-Chief

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Patriotic WT Students Refuse to Study Constitution

Patriotic WT Students Refuse to Study Constitution

Andrew Shlomchik, Co-Editor-in-Chief June 2, 2025

A coalition of WT students spanning all divisions — a group that calls themselves “Students In League Against Judges That Don’t Do What I Want Them To Do,” or, “SILAJTDDWIWTTD” — have announced...

Where Does the Money Go?

Where Does the Money Go?

Andrew Shlomchik, Co-Editor-in-Chief May 20, 2025

“Where the [censored] is the money going?” Forgive my reference to profanity (but notice, dear reader, the quotation marks, indicating that it was not I who spoke with such vulgarity), but it was...

A symbol of oppression.

Jaywalking Safest Way to Cross Centre at Davis Center, Study Shows

Andrew Shlomchik, Co-Editor-in-Chief April 28, 2025

A recent study conducted by statistics and data science students at Winchester Thurston has concluded that the safest way to cross Centre Avenue at Morewood, a necessary peril to reach the Davis Center,...

Renovations Commence on Track at Schenley Oval

Renovations Commence on Track at Schenley Oval

Andrew Shlomchik, Co-Editor-in-Chief April 28, 2025

At long last — just at the end of this fair reporter’s “illustrious” (God knows who I’m quoting there) three-year running career —  the Schenley Oval is finally being renovated. Those runners...

The Snow Day That Wasn't

The Snow Day That Wasn’t

Andrew Shlomchik, Co-Editor-in-Chief January 13, 2025

How often, exactly, does it snow enough in Pittsburgh for a proper snow day? Not nearly as often in the childhood of Charles Dickens, who whether you realize it or not, shaped our image of rosy-cheeked...

Mr. Tuti turning a pizza to ensure even browning.

Pizza Club Exceeds All Expectations

Andrew Shlomchik, Co-Editor-in-Chief December 19, 2024

I will confess that I was not a little bit skeptical when I first heard about “Pizza Club.” I was under the impression that all WT clubs are just excuses to buy pizza with the school credit card (or...

The Strava Jockeys of the WT Cross Country Team

The Strava Jockeys of the WT Cross Country Team

Andrew Shlomchik, Co-Editor-in-Chief October 28, 2024

If it’s not on Strava, did it really happen? As something of a runner myself, the answer to that age old question — about fifteen years old, to be precise — is obviously a resounding “no”,...

On Mixed Feelings About Slaughtering Deer

On Mixed Feelings About Slaughtering Deer

Andrew Shlomchik, Co-Editor-in-Chief September 30, 2024

There are a lot of deer in Pittsburgh. One can scarcely avoid them these days. They prance on pavement and gravel paths alike, across lawns and flowerbeds, slipping through concertina wire brush and...

A Lesson in Integrity

A Lesson in Integrity

Andrew Shlomchik, Co-Editor-in-Chief September 9, 2024

Two weeks ago, your dear co-editor-in-chief found himself rather miffed. As you might be aware, I am an avowed opponent of that weekly imprisonment that some call “Morning Meeting”, and we had not...

Artificial intelligence. Characters using Ai technology for answering questions. Neural network and chat bot concept. Vector illustration.

WT Releases College Counseling Chatbots to Ease Pressure on Counselors

Andrew Shlomchik, Co-Editor-in-Chief September 9, 2024

Overwhelmed by a tremendous volume of anxious inquiries from seniors applying to college, the Winchester Thurston college counselors, Mr. David Weisbord and Ms. Alicia Oglesby, recently sought respite...

If Andrew Shlomchik DJ'd at Prom

If Andrew Shlomchik DJ’d at Prom

Andrew Shlomchik, Co-Editor-in-Chief June 4, 2024

As many of you now know, thanks to a speech last Tuesday that, among other things, extolled the virtues of a certain very periodical insect (at least she didn’t talk about pancakes: only some of you...

Club Food Budgets Cut! Membership Plummets! Chaos Ensues!

Club Food Budgets Cut! Membership Plummets! Chaos Ensues!

Andrew Shlomchik, Co-Editor-In-Chief April 24, 2024

Last Friday, Head of the Upper School Dana Kooistra announced in an email to all students that going forward, clubs would no longer be provided with funds to buy food or refreshments for club meetings...

Dr. Fech Announces New Renovation Plan

Dr. Fech Announces New Renovation Plan

Andrew Shlomchik, Co-Editor-in-Chief March 4, 2024

“The State of the Union… oops, I mean, the State of the School is strong!” Were he President Fech, that might’ve been how Head of School Dr. Scott D. Fech would have begun his January 30th...

The Problem With Walnut Street

The Problem With Walnut Street

Andrew Shlomchik, Opinion Editor January 29, 2024

Something is wrong with Walnut Street. Nowadays, taking a stroll through the heart of Shadyside, one cannot help but notice the number of empty or soon-to-be empty storefronts. Posters seem to be on nearly...

Impress Your Family With These Candy Cane Cookies

Impress Your Family With These Candy Cane Cookies

Andrew Shlomchik, Opinion Editor December 15, 2023

What are the holidays if not an excuse to eat food?   As is true for most families, my family has a repertoire of recipes that we traditionally make every holiday season. Among our many strange...

Return of the Bake-Off

Return of the Bake-Off

Andrew Shlomchik, Opinion Editor November 13, 2023

Just as autumn brings sweatshirts and frigid dawns, leaf-scaled streets, still wet with rain, that threaten to slip from beneath your feet with each uncertain step, it also brings the true beginning of...

Associated Press/Leo Correa

I Don’t Want To Die for Taiwan

Andrew Shlomchik, Opinion Editor October 16, 2023

Something has changed in modern warfare. If war media was once monopolized by a limited number of journalists, photographers, and government officials, it is no longer. Nearly every soldier and civilian...

Ready or Not, the A.I. Revolution is Here

Ready or Not, the A.I. Revolution is Here

Andrew Shlomchik, Staff Writer January 16, 2023

       When the historians of the future look back on the history of humanity, 2022 will likely be viewed as a watershed moment in artificial intelligence (A.I.). From the often sublime illustrations...

When Passion Isn't a Virtue

When Passion Isn’t a Virtue

Andrew Shlomchik, Staff Writer October 3, 2022

Over the past couple of years, I’ve grown increasingly concerned about society’s propensity to hold extremely passionate beliefs. Society has come to elevate being passionate about a belief to something...

WT Needs a New Bike Rack

WT Needs a New Bike Rack

Andrew Shlomchik, Staff Writer September 19, 2022

When I dismounted my bicycle to begin the first day of school several weeks ago, I was met by an unusual sight; all of the slots in the bike rack outside the student entrance were already taken. At first,...

Is Taiwan Next?

Is Taiwan Next?

Andrew Shlomchik, Staff Writer February 28, 2022

So, Putin did it. After months of Russian troop buildups and failed attempts at diplomatic resolutions, last week, Russia finally attacked Ukraine. The invasion shouldn’t have been a surprise; American...

WT, Don't Go Virtual

WT, Don’t Go Virtual

Andrew Shlomchik, Staff Writer January 18, 2022

COVID-19 cases have exploded in the past month, both throughout the country and within the community. More students and teachers have contracted the respiratory virus and have been forced to stay home...

We Can't Go On Like This

We Can’t Go On Like This

Andrew Shlomchik, Staff Writer December 6, 2021

Last week, the US government nearly shut down. The fiscal year of the United States government ended on October 1st, but a new budget appropriations bill, which governs how the money of the US government...

The sudden influx of electric scooters are a boon in many ways, but a menace in others

Spin Scooters Solve Some Problems, Create Others

Andrew Shlomchik, Staff Writer November 22, 2021

On July 9, hundreds of electric scooters, with their distinctive bright orange stems and charcoal-colored decks began to appear on the streets of Pittsburgh. Under the new Move PGH program put into effect...

If there's one things Democrats and Republicans can agree on, it's that China is becoming an issue (Emrah Gurel/AP Images)

The Dangers of a New Cold War

Andrew Shlomchik, Staff Writer October 11, 2021

The United States is in a state of political divide more severe than anything we have seen in the past century of American politics. Just when it seems as though the polarization and vitriol cannot get...

A child eats cereal during what is presumed to be breakfast

The Most Important Meal of the Day

Andrew Shlomchik, Staff Writer September 27, 2021

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day,” or so went the marketing slogan thought up by James Caleb Jackson and John Harvey Kellog to sell more corn flakes. This was the same Kellog who believed...

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