This fall, as students returned to campus, they were met with cafeteria renovations and the loss of a century. Once full of warmth and lovely memories of performances past, our foyer to the auditorium...

As we enter a recession and tariffs on Jelly cats are through the roof, the whole world has been wondering how dear old WT will prosper. Well, we have come to answer: HUSTLE CULTURE. The following is our...

After months of feining for some more fun after the riveting WT gym hoco, the student body was met with the night of their lives at semi-formal.  The night began with students tirelessly trying to...

As course request season came and went, I began to see holes in the WT curriculum guide. I mean, with classes like “10th Grade Health Seminar” and “Geometry,” I am not exactly jumping for joy....

As the lyrics “MISSED CALL, MISSED CALL, MISSED CALL, MISSED CALL” began to ring out from the stage my ears became forever blessed. It was a Friday night last April when giddyup debuted "Thank...

Aries: Like many undiagnosed psychopaths, Aries once again signed up for the Turkey Trot this year. Hoping to gobble their way to victory and achieve a sub-10 5k, all they want for Christmas is for their...

Sitting at first place with over ten thousand more reads than the runner-up, Nur Turner's (Class of 2023) “Why Cats Are Better than Dogs” is the most-read article on the Voices website. After being...

September Aries: Unable to resist their cultish inclinations they have joined soccer.    Gemini: After almost not making it through “August slipped away like a moment in time,” season,...

It was eight p.m. on a weeknight when I turned on the television to find Rick Sebak's “My Seven Weeks in Magee” playing on PBS. My brain was fried from another long day as a freshman, so I decided...

Aquarius: After backstage passes to JoJo Siwa’s performance at Pride fall into your possession, you might just find yourself becoming more than just a Siwanator. Let's just say JoJo’s next hit “I...

A new band has hit the WT music scene. Born out of Sunburst School of Music, Female Hysteria consists of four mysterious (you guessed it) females. Their debut was this past month at WT’s very own Live...

As we near the end of the school year the zodiac signs have been mysteriously possessed and have been saying some wild things. Here are some cringe-worthy pick up lines the zodiac signs will be using in...

iPhone camera is out and 2000's digital camera is in. Lately it has felt like the iPhone camera has become a little too good and makes every flaw ten times more noticeable. Making the switch to the slightly...

On February 14, 2024, Christians throughout the world observed the beginning of Lent, the 40 day period of prayer commemorating the time Jesus spent in the desert fasting and abstaining from temptation....

We’re zeroing in on one of the biggest days for love in the year. We’ll give you three hints: its precursor is Groundhog Day; it’s not National Ferris Wheel Day; and it’s not the 3 month anniversary...

Aquarius: It is your birthday season! As you approach the day of your birth you have been trying to gauge how many embarrassing photos your friends have of you. Let's just say it is not looking good...

Aquarius: This month you secured a pair of mini Ugg boots before the holiday season crisis, or lack thereof. After weatherproofing (let's be real) your slippers, you are ready to go out into the world...

Eighty-four freshmen. Three buildings. One High school. “On the first day of kindergarten, I walked in and said ‘Hi,’ to Elizabeth because we did fairy and gnome camp together. On the first day of...

Aquarius: Mr. Svensson in his gladiator costume is their Roman Empire.    Pisces: This Black Friday you won’t find a Pisces anywhere near a store. Why? Because they know that cyber Monday...

This fall, the writer's strike ruined any chance of good new television. With low hopes, I resorted to religiously watching pre-financial crisis HGTV. That was before The Golden Bachelor aired. Joining...

Aquarius: You will be very shocked this month. You will be walking on eggshells until snowflakes hit the ground.    Pisces: You will have lots of gas station slurpees this month.    Sagittarius: You...