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  • September 30Legendary strikes bears once more as golden stallion makes an appearance.
  • May 20Freshman student finishes entire book; English department left in shock.
  • May 20Plaid launch party set for Tuesday, May 27 at City of Asylum.
  • May 20Molloy Posner Hall renovations set to begin on June 1.
  • May 20WT sends wide-ranging slate of runners to PIAA track and field championships.
  • May 20WT senior prank not as funny as when they made the library light fixture a fish tank.
  • October 28WT faces IRS audit over unreported bake sale income
  • November 22Voices Tries Out "Breaking News" System to Mixed Reviews
the student news site of Winchester Thurston School

VOICES

the student news site of Winchester Thurston School

VOICES

Brynne McSorley, Co-Editor-in-Chief

All content by Brynne McSorley
An Interview with Dr. Naragon: Everything You've Always Wanted to know.

An Interview with Dr. Naragon: Everything You’ve Always Wanted to know.

Brynne McSorley, Co-Editor-in-Chief December 15, 2023

Michael Naragon, not to be confused with the king of pop, Michael Jackson, is a man who contains multitudes.  B- What do you like most about working in the upper school? DN-  B- What got you...

Attacks on Reproductive Rights are Attacks on Young, Impoverished, Single Mothers

Attacks on Reproductive Rights are Attacks on Young, Impoverished, Single Mothers

Brynne McSorley May 5, 2022

Honks of support echoed through Grant Street in downtown Pittsburgh yesterday, all directed towards a then-burgeoning assembly of protesters gathered in front of the Allegheny County Courthouse. Demonstrations...

Did They Have A Crush On You Or Were You Just Their Spork Target?

Did They Have A Crush On You Or Were You Just Their Spork Target?

Brynne McSorley, Satire Editor April 25, 2022

Somebody has been acting very familiar in your presence, evoking the age-old question: Do they have a crush on you, or were you just their spork target? You may never know the answer because Mackenna got...

The Real March Madness is This Weather We've Been Having!

The Real March Madness is This Weather We’ve Been Having!

Brynne McSorley April 11, 2022

Doug has nothing on a Pittsburgh forecast.

WT Students Struggle to Differentiate Comedian, John Mulaney, And Musician & Upper School Teacher, John Maione

WT Students Struggle to Differentiate Comedian, John Mulaney, And Musician & Upper School Teacher, John Maione

Brynne McSorley, Satire Editor February 28, 2022

When it comes to men named John, we can all agree that they shouldn’t be allowed to have the same haircut because that is too confusing for me. Don’t think my “No Two Johns Alike” bill should...

Quiz: How Will You Spend Valentine's Day?

Quiz: How Will You Spend Valentine’s Day?

Brynne McSorley, Staff Writer February 14, 2022

Take the quick quiz below. Trust me, it is like super shorts. It's literally only one question. Results are speedy. https://www.buzzfeed.com/squib555/quiz-how-will-you-spend-valentines-day-1si6uy6urp?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy Share...

Which Teacher Are You?

Which Teacher Are You?

Brynne McSorley, Staff Writer January 31, 2022

Choose wisely (if you don’t get Dr.  Naragon, it will hurt his feelings). https://www.buzzfeed.com/squib555/which-teacher-are-you-9ueqqlmg6h?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy    

Dr. Fay's smile, a constant fixture in our cozy building, will be profoundly missed.

Thank You and Farewell Dr. Fay

Brynne McSorley, Section Editor November 22, 2021

Dr. Fay’s weekly newsletters are an iconic Upper School institution within themselves, an anticipated window intoWT student life, a constant reminder of how we make each other proud each week, a celebration...

A Thanksgiving Cartoon

Brynne McSorley, Satire Editor November 22, 2021

Above: The only family you will ever need

Reclaiming Thanksgiving

Brynne McSorley, Satire Editor November 22, 2021

     Thanksgiving. Every joke about it has already been made. This is not an “Everybody fights about politics at Thanksgiving.” article. It’s not a “we all hate our families and have to see...

5 Instagram poses that are super cute, but only for the smaller friend

5 Instagram poses that are super cute, but only for the smaller friend

Brynne McSorley, Satire Editor November 8, 2021

My name is Brynne McSorley, (or if you don’t like this article, it’s any other name), and while I may not be able to turn you into an “insta baddie” but I can get you halfway there, by making you...

Shocking New Study By Mom Finds That “It would be so nice if you’d let her do your hair for picture day.”

Shocking New Study By Mom Finds That “It would be so nice if you’d let her do your hair for picture day.”

Brynne McSorley, Satire Editor October 19, 2021

I who was planning to just go with a simple, down-to-earth look: shaving off random but substantial clumps of hair with reckless abandon, was offended at first.   Thank god for that woman! I...

My Favorite Month

My Favorite Month

Brynne McSorley, Satire Editor October 18, 2021

It’s October. The crisp air, loaded candy isles, and spooky decorations can only mean one thing. That’s right. It’s Polish American Heritage Month.   Widely known as “the delight of...

The Unlikely Success of Gilmore Girls

The Unlikely Success of Gilmore Girls

Brynne McSorley, Satire Editor October 11, 2021

      Try to remember, for a moment, the laws of physics: static, magnetism, opposites attract, likes repel. The closed-minded might say these are “indelible,” sorry, indisputable facts. But can...

Freshman and respected associate of Dr. Horton, Jianna Miller-Evonich, poses in front of the TikTok-positive freshman lair known as Room 118.

A Freshman’s Guide to Impressing Dr. Horton

Brynne McSorley, Satire Editor September 27, 2021

It’s a well-known fact that Dr. Horton is definitely among some of the most “Freshmen Friendly Faculty” (a term coined by her) at WT. It brings back such fond memories, thinking about how Dr. Horton...

Two Questions about Olivia Rodrigo's Album "Sour"

Two Questions about Olivia Rodrigo’s Album “Sour”

Brynne McSorley, Satire Editor September 13, 2021

          I would first just like to say that I loved Olivia Rodrigo’s Album “Sour.” The Album cover had colors like purple, green, yellow, and even other ones. So A+ job on that. I just have...

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