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  • September 30Legendary strikes bears once more as golden stallion makes an appearance.
  • May 20Freshman student finishes entire book; English department left in shock.
  • May 20Plaid launch party set for Tuesday, May 27 at City of Asylum.
  • May 20Molloy Posner Hall renovations set to begin on June 1.
  • May 20WT sends wide-ranging slate of runners to PIAA track and field championships.
  • May 20WT senior prank not as funny as when they made the library light fixture a fish tank.
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Claire Minnaert, Satire Editor

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Summer Horoscopes

Brigid Bemer and Claire Minnaert June 4, 2024

Aquarius: After backstage passes to JoJo Siwa’s performance at Pride fall into your possession, you might just find yourself becoming more than just a Siwanator. Let's just say JoJo’s next hit “I...

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April Horoscopes: Watch Out Singles!

Brigid Bemer and Claire Minnaert April 24, 2024

As we near the end of the school year the zodiac signs have been mysteriously possessed and have been saying some wild things. Here are some cringe-worthy pick up lines the zodiac signs will be using in...

The Best Date Locations Near Winchester Thurston

The Best Date Locations Near Winchester Thurston

Claire Minnaert and Brigid Bemer January 29, 2024

We’re zeroing in on one of the biggest days for love in the year. We’ll give you three hints: its precursor is Groundhog Day; it’s not National Ferris Wheel Day; and it’s not the 3 month anniversary...

February Horoscopes: Uh Oh, Will Cupid Remember You This Year?

February Horoscopes: Uh Oh, Will Cupid Remember You This Year?

Brigid Bemer and Claire Minnaert January 29, 2024

Aquarius: It is your birthday season! As you approach the day of your birth you have been trying to gauge how many embarrassing photos your friends have of you. Let's just say it is not looking good...

These Horoscopes Will Ruin Your Winter Break

These Horoscopes Will Ruin Your Winter Break

Brigid Bemer and Claire Minnaert December 15, 2023

Aquarius: This month you secured a pair of mini Ugg boots before the holiday season crisis, or lack thereof. After weatherproofing (let's be real) your slippers, you are ready to go out into the world...

November Horoscopes: Watch Out Cancers!

November Horoscopes: Watch Out Cancers!

Claire Minnaert and Brigid Bemer November 13, 2023

Aquarius: Mr. Svensson in his gladiator costume is their Roman Empire.    Pisces: This Black Friday you won’t find a Pisces anywhere near a store. Why? Because they know that cyber Monday...

XII Constellations of Zodiac and Its Planets the Sovereigns. Astrological Celestial Chart. (Ultraviolet Blueprint version).

October Horoscopes: You Won’t Believe These!

Claire Minnaert and Brigid Bemer October 16, 2023

Aquarius: You will be very shocked this month. You will be walking on eggshells until snowflakes hit the ground.    Pisces: You will have lots of gas station slurpees this month.    Sagittarius: You...

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