Aquarius: After backstage passes to JoJo Siwa’s performance at Pride fall into your possession, you might just find yourself becoming more than just a Siwanator. Let's just say JoJo’s next hit “I...
As we near the end of the school year the zodiac signs have been mysteriously possessed and have been saying some wild things. Here are some cringe-worthy pick up lines the zodiac signs will be using in...
We’re zeroing in on one of the biggest days for love in the year. We’ll give you three hints: its precursor is Groundhog Day; it’s not National Ferris Wheel Day; and it’s not the 3 month anniversary...
Aquarius:
It is your birthday season! As you approach the day of your birth you have been trying to gauge how many embarrassing photos your friends have of you. Let's just say it is not looking good...
Aquarius: This month you secured a pair of mini Ugg boots before the holiday season crisis, or lack thereof. After weatherproofing (let's be real) your slippers, you are ready to go out into the world...
Aquarius: Mr. Svensson in his gladiator costume is their Roman Empire.
Pisces: This Black Friday you won’t find a Pisces anywhere near a store. Why? Because they know that cyber Monday...
Aquarius: You will be very shocked this month. You will be walking on eggshells until snowflakes hit the ground.
Pisces: You will have lots of gas station slurpees this month.
Sagittarius: You...