- November 15Comedy Club termed "official school jesters"
- November 3Voting is the coolest reason to be late
- October 28WT faces IRS audit over unreported bake sale income
- September 29No School Friday 11/1 and Friday 11/8
- September 8Upper School population for 2024-25 school year is new record; Fech says we've reached maximum enrollment
- September 8"Shock and awe" as Pittsburgh has nice weather for once
- September 8Editor spending time posting on Voices website instead of working on college applications
- September 8Seniors reconsidering all life choices as they write college application essays
- September 5Seniors inventing time machines instead of writing college essays
- March 14Critics Say Spirit Week Was a Flop
