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  • September 30Legendary strikes bears once more as golden stallion makes an appearance.
  • May 20Freshman student finishes entire book; English department left in shock.
  • May 20Plaid launch party set for Tuesday, May 27 at City of Asylum.
  • May 20Molloy Posner Hall renovations set to begin on June 1.
  • May 20WT sends wide-ranging slate of runners to PIAA track and field championships.
  • May 20WT senior prank not as funny as when they made the library light fixture a fish tank.
  • October 28WT faces IRS audit over unreported bake sale income
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the student news site of Winchester Thurston School

VOICES

the student news site of Winchester Thurston School

VOICES

Sitting Toast, Writer

Imagine a fine piece of bread freshly cut from its loaf. Lightly toasted, just to the point where the the softness isn’t lost but the crunchiness of the newly baptized bread is certainly present. With a fine coloration of light brown. Now this light brown cannot simply be described as a light brown, no sir. Picture toasting a marshmallow on a blazing fire after dropping your first one into the fire like an incompetent cretin. Now once this mallow is complete you pull it out and admire your fine work. You gaze and wonder as the previously white marshmallow is now tinged with the color of fire. Now that the color of the toast is certain. What position is the bread in. Is it laying down on napkin waiting to be slathered with butter and jam like a pleb, no! This toast is dignified. It is sitting straight up saying here I am, proud and beautiful.

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The Experience- A Drivers Test

The Experience- A Drivers Test

Sitting Toast, Writer January 25, 2019

Admittedly, I am behind the times. As a member of the “younger” community in my grade, I gained another year of membership to the struggle club, and also a lovely (huge) slip of paper, designating...

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The BIG COOKIE Addiction

Sitting Toast December 19, 2018

Opioids have been a sweeping devastation across the world for centuries, and across America for decades. It may seem as though you can never move away from the scent of a cigarette in downtown Pittsburgh,...

10 Reasons Why Quizbowl is Definitely a Sport

10 Reasons Why Quizbowl is Definitely a Sport

Sitting Toast, a piece of toast December 16, 2017

The spirit of debate rises high within the hallowed halls of our dear old WT. Amidst the loud voices of seventy-two freshman, and the random music that sometimes plays from the second floor loft, conversations...

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